Day Ten: Drums or flats?
Drums are simple. There is one bone. All the meat is wrapped around it. You can eat a drum with one hand and little concentration.
Flats? May require two hands. You have to navigate the space in the wish bones for the pesky flecks of meat hiding betwixt them. And have you ever attempted the aforementioned act in public with some level of grace? TOO MUCH THINKING. TOO MUCH WORK.
Gimme the drum sticks.
Note to self: Date men who prefer flats. For reasons.
Challenge courtesy of @edthesportsfan