Skinny Bits: Oopsie

Scene: 6:50 A.M. On my way to work, I walk to my car and am confused when my key doesn’t immediately work. I jiggle the handle, the door opens, and I get in; figuring the frigid temperatures have somehow manipulated the lock. But my car smells like Black & Mild cigars. Why does my car … [Read more…]

Skinny Bits: Darkness & Light

I beasted Fantasy Football this year. Played in two leagues, advanced to the championship round in both, and won my money league. Most of the winnings will pay the speeding ticket I got on Monday. Still. I’m a champ. Said speeding ticket is the result of being raptured by John Legend’s “Darkness and Light,” oblivious to … [Read more…]